The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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