How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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