I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize