how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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