I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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