I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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