I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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