What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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