Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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