He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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