i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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