HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Randomize
