CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I smell like Dick and happiness
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