Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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