Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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