dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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