She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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