I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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