The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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