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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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