Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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