chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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