In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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