I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
It's just like the Real World with babies
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Everyone says I win the strip club
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
