he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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