I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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