is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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