One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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