He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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