he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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