some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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