Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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