I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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