You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize