Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
