there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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