suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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