Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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