you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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