Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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