How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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