Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
50% drunk capacity currently
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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