If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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