.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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