You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
