Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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