i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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