Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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