Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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