Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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