My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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