I just made out with a guy for $7.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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