What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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