I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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