google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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