what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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