He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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